I bought the book at a book store. Then I read it. It was not a very good book. It was about people being sacrificed to Satan.
But then I but the book on the table. The table was suddenly made out of human skulls.
You see, the table did something to the book. It was weird. When I put the book on the table, it started to spurt blood everywhere. It fell off the table. On the floor. I started to feel a little nervous. Then, I realized it had landed on the rug. The rug was made of human skin for some reason.
But then I realized that the book was on the rug. With this revelation, I backed away slowly.
I took it in stride, but I was still nervous. I walked briskly out of the apartment as fast as I could. But to get out of the apartment, I had to go down the stars. And the stairs were covered in blood. I was worried that if I walked down the stairs, I would slip and fall because of the blood. So I went down the stairs very carefully.
Then, an intense wave of heat came from behind me. The entire building exploded, and I died.